SUSPENDERS > BELTS

the truth they don't want around your waist

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"Have you ever noticed belts only fail when you need them most?"

"Suspenders distribute load evenly. Belts concentrate pressure."

BELTS WERE NORMALIZED
AFTER THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

"Ask yourself who profits from constant belt replacement."

WAIST CONTROL IS SOCIAL CONTROL

"My grandfather wore suspenders. He also owned land."
– coincidence?

BELTS CUT OFF CIRCULATION

"Why do cartoon villains always wear belts?"

SUSPENDERS DON'T LIE
GRAVITY DOES

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This website exists to document what polite society refuses to discuss. Belts are a compromise. Suspenders are a commitment.

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Look at old photographs. Look at who wears what. Ask better questions.

Not fashion advice. Not medical advice. Definitely not sponsored by Big Elastic.